Since the plays will be necessarily abbreviated by the fact that the Sassy stops them cold, my play shall be an amalgam of Shakespeare plays, in which the troupe of actors tries desperately to complete a damn play, only to be thwarted and have to start fresh with a whole new play.
It will RULE. =)
And even though it's not Shakespeare, I'm including "The Giving Tree" here because it reminds me of how dance_shiva has hilariously referred to the book as "The Taking Child". =)
(Thanks to sabrinamari for pointing these out to me!)